Talk Soup Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

(from the album The TV Album)

Talk Soup Lyrics

I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the whole world about it
Right now

My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk Soup, Talk Soup
Listen to me.  Listen to me.  Listen to me

My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the whole world about it
Right Now

I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me ge this thing off my chest
Talk Soup...Talk Soup
Listen to me.  Listen to me.  Listen to me

I'm just your average schitzophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa.

I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow-up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right Now

Talk Soup.  Talk Soup
Listen to me.  Listen to me.  Listen to me

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Other Lyrics from The TV Album

1. Bedrock Anthem Lyrics
2. Cable Tv Lyrics
3. Frank's 2000' Tv Lyrics
4. Here's Johnny Lyrics
5. I Can't Watch This Lyrics
6. I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics
7. The Brady Bunch Lyrics

Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums

• Straight Outta Lynwood Lyrics
• Running With Scissors Lyrics
• Poodle Hat Lyrics
• Bad Hair Day Lyrics
• Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
• The Food Album Lyrics
• Alapalooza Lyrics
• Off The Deep End Lyrics

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• Weird As He Wants To Be - College Times
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• Life And Times Of 'weird Al' - San Luis Obispo Tribune
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• ‘weird Al’ Yankovic Returning To Cal Poly - Lompoc Record
  On Tuesday, Oct. 9, with a 7 pm early curtain at the Cohan Center, Cal Poly Arts will present “Weird Al” Yankovic, backed by his longtime band.
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• Review: Weird Al Straight Outta The Adler - Quad-cities Online
  If you ever get the chance to see Weird Al, put aside any biases you may have and get a ticket. It'll be one of the most entertaining and amusing concerts
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• "weird Al" Yankovic: King Of Nerds - Chartattack
  "Weird Al" Yankovic: Now I'm king of the nerds. I've always been a nerd. I think that should be pretty obvious. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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