White & Nerdy Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(from the album Straight Outta Lynwood)
White & Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin' my front lawnI know they're all thinkin' I'm soWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdyLook at me I'm white and nerdyI wanna roll with the gangstasBut so far they all think I'm tooWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyReally, really white and nerdyFirst in my class here at MITGot skills, I'm a champion at D&DM.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin, to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherryStephen Hawking's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people beggin' for my top eight spacesYo, I know pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for daysOnce you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't run (run)At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)Do vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)Happy Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon(in part)They see me roll on my SegwayI know in my heart they think I'mWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdyLook at me I'm white and nerdyI'd like to roll with the gangstasAlthough it's apparent I'm tooWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyHow'd I get so white and nerdyI been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comicsYou know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocket, I must protect themMy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShoppin' online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-LI got a business doing websites (websites)When my friends need a code, who do they call?I do HTML for 'em allEven made a homepage for my dog (yo)I got myself a fanny packThey were havin' a sale down at The GapSpend my nights with a role of bubble wrapPop, pop - hope no one sees me get freakyI'm nerdy in the extremeIm Whiter than sour creamI was in A/V club and glee clubAnd even the chess teamOnly question I ever thought was hard was"Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"Spend every weekend at the Renaissance FairGot my name on my underwearThey see me strollin', they laughin'And rollin' their eyes cause I'm soWhite and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyAll because I'm white and nerdyHoly cow, I'm white and nerdyI wanna bowl with the gangstasBut oh well, it's obvious I'mWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyLook at me I'm white and nerdy
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Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums
- Running With Scissors Lyrics
- Poodle Hat Lyrics
- Bad Hair Day Lyrics
- The TV Album Lyrics
- Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
- The Food Album Lyrics
- Alapalooza Lyrics
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