Ebay Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

(from the album Poodle Hat)

Ebay Lyrics

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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Other Lyrics from Poodle Hat

1. A Complicated Song Lyrics
2. Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics
3. Bob Lyrics
4. Couch Potato Lyrics
5. Genius In France Lyrics
6. Hardware Store Lyrics
7. Ode To A Superhero Lyrics
8. Party At The Leper Colony Lyrics
9. Trash Day Lyrics
10. Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
11. Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Lyrics

Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums

• Straight Outta Lynwood Lyrics
• Running With Scissors Lyrics
• Bad Hair Day Lyrics
• The TV Album Lyrics
• Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
• The Food Album Lyrics
• Alapalooza Lyrics
• Off The Deep End Lyrics

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• ‘weird Al’ Yankovic Returning To Cal Poly - Lompoc Record
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• Review: Weird Al Straight Outta The Adler - Quad-cities Online
  If you ever get the chance to see Weird Al, put aside any biases you may have and get a ticket. It'll be one of the most entertaining and amusing concerts
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• "weird Al" Yankovic: King Of Nerds - Chartattack
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