Bob Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

(from the album Poodle Hat)

Bob Lyrics

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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Other Lyrics from Poodle Hat

1. A Complicated Song Lyrics
2. Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics
3. Couch Potato Lyrics
4. Ebay Lyrics
5. Genius In France Lyrics
6. Hardware Store Lyrics
7. Ode To A Superhero Lyrics
8. Party At The Leper Colony Lyrics
9. Trash Day Lyrics
10. Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
11. Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Lyrics

Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums

• Straight Outta Lynwood Lyrics
• Running With Scissors Lyrics
• Bad Hair Day Lyrics
• The TV Album Lyrics
• Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
• The Food Album Lyrics
• Alapalooza Lyrics
• Off The Deep End Lyrics

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