Gump Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

(from the album Bad Hair Day)

Gump Lyrics

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
He's Gump, he's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
Is he inbred?
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
He's Gump, he's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
What's with that hair?
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He's Gump, he's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump
But he's all right
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

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Other Lyrics from Bad Hair Day

1. Alternative Polka Lyrics
2. Amish Paradise Lyrics
3. Cavity Search Lyrics
4. Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics
5. I Remember Larry Lyrics
6. I'm So Sick Of You Lyrics
7. Phony Calls Lyrics
8. Since You've Been Gone Lyrics
9. Syndicated Inc. Lyrics
10. The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics

Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums

• Straight Outta Lynwood Lyrics
• Running With Scissors Lyrics
• Poodle Hat Lyrics
• The TV Album Lyrics
• Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
• The Food Album Lyrics
• Alapalooza Lyrics
• Off The Deep End Lyrics

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