Young, Dumb, And Ugly Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(from the album Alapalooza)
Young, Dumb, And Ugly Lyrics
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation 'round these parts
We only leave a 10% tip
Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts
Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip
'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly
That's what we are
We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly
We wear black leather in the hottest weather
You can't imagine the smell
We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble
T-R-U-B-E-L
Raisin' hell, bending the rules just a little
We're living only for thrills
We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle
And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills
'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly
You better believe it
We're Young, Dumb and Ugly
I'll tell you again
We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly
We're comin to your town
Yeah, we're so Young, Dumb and Ugly
We're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage again
We drive with just one hand on the wheel
Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control
Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal
We're there whenever trouble's startin'
We're rebels without a clue
We drink milk right from the carton
And we keep our library books till they're way overdue
'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly
That's what we are
We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly
You can't stop us
We're Young (we're so Young) Dumb and Ugly
So ugly
Young, Dumb and Ugly
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On Tuesday, Oct. 9, with a 7 pm early curtain at the Cohan Center, Cal Poly Arts will present “Weird Al” Yankovic, backed by his longtime band.
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If you ever get the chance to see Weird Al, put aside any biases you may have and get a ticket. It'll be one of the most entertaining and amusing concerts
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"Weird Al" Yankovic: Now I'm king of the nerds. I've always been a nerd. I think that should be pretty obvious. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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