Waffle King Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(from the album Alapalooza)
Waffle King Lyrics
It took a lifetime, but finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
I'm the Waffle King (yeah)
Waffle King
That's what they call me
Waffle King
Hey, I'm the Waffle King
Everywhere I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here"
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
And everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the WAFFLE lemme show you
Just what I mean
I the Waffle King
Make you scream and shout
Waffle King
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffle King
Make no mistake about it
I'm the Waffle King (yeah)
Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come!
All you peons better scram
Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!
I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
Everybody on your Knees!
You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by MY rules
Go on, beg me, lemme here you say ,"Pretty Please"
Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there
Could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on now...
Waffle King
Hey batter batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, what's the matter
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
Tell 'em girls
(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Yeah Yeah
(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Tell the truth now
(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
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Other Lyrics from Alapalooza
Bohemian Polka Lyrics- Harvey The Wonder Hamster Lyrics
- Livin' In The Fridge Lyrics
- She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics
- Traffic Jam Lyrics
- Young, Dumb, And Ugly Lyrics
Other Weird Al Yankovic Albums
- Straight Outta Lynwood Lyrics
- Running With Scissors Lyrics
- Poodle Hat Lyrics
- Bad Hair Day Lyrics
- The TV Album Lyrics
- Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Lyrics
- The Food Album Lyrics
- Off The Deep End Lyrics
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And they led me to my other real musical influence, 'Weird Al' Yankovic." His affinity for Yankovic came by default, he said, but it remains strong.
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... Ray Davies (The Kinks); Hinder; Julian Casablancas (The Strokes); Kenny Wayne Shepherd; Ornette Coleman; Youssou N'Dour; Sean Paul; "Weird Al" Yankovic;
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On Tuesday, Oct. 9, with a 7 pm early curtain at the Cohan Center, Cal Poly Arts will present “Weird Al” Yankovic, backed by his longtime band.
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If you ever get the chance to see Weird Al, put aside any biases you may have and get a ticket. It'll be one of the most entertaining and amusing concerts
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"Weird Al" Yankovic: Now I'm king of the nerds. I've always been a nerd. I think that should be pretty obvious. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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