More Freaky Tales Lyrics by Too Short
(from the album Can't Stay Away)
Beyotch!
Short dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 1: too $hort
I met this girl in atlanta
She let a nigga f**k but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "what's up bitch?
I'm tired of f**kin' can you suck dick? "
She said "no", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said "beyotch!! what you talkin' 'bout? "
She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the a-t-l where the grass is greener
I f**ked nina, melina, sabrina and tina
When I first moved out there, I met holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a gemini
She used to stand up and say "shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to spellman college
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I f**ked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her name was wendy
When I first met the bitch she said "please don't pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from oakland, c-a
Ain't no other way, like my girl shante
She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 2: too $hort
I know another bitch, her name is terri
I lied to the bitch "it's about time I get married"
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I f**ked her next door neighbor, jennifer
She had two roommates, cindy and amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend april and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I f**ked her, you thought I didn't
Short dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I f**ked the twins, sharon and karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I f**ked first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the same results
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 3: too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged mia
I told her "i got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "short" when I'm pimpin', "dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna get f**ked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Old school short dog
Still spittin' it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, oakland
You ain't knowin?
Beyotch!
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Other Lyrics from Can't Stay Away
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- Players Lyrics
- Life Is... Too Short Lyrics
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- Don't Stop Rappin' Lyrics
- Short Dog's In The House Lyrics
- Shorty The Pimp Lyrics
- Get In Where You Fit In Lyrics
- Cocktails Lyrics
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