Neden Game Lyrics by Insane Clown Posse

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Neden Game Lyrics

Host: Let's meet contestant number one he`s a schitsophranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile let's find out if his
charm
will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?

Sharon: Contestant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents' house and
have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick?

Contestant # 1: well let's see, mmm well i'd have to think about it, i might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it i'd probably just show up
naked
like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her F**K YOU! hurry up bitch i'm hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her
loopy ass and tell her get the food
ready, your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, i'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**kin lips! it's dinnertime!
we're hearin grace from your
mother, i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother, i'm steady starin at your sister, i'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE
GOT SOME BIG TITS! after
that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the
silverware, i'd dry f**k her till i nut in my
underwear

~~~laughter & applause~~~

HOST: now let's meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says
women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question...

SHARON: i like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if
you fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?

Contestant # 2: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo F**K YOU!! but if i did, i'd probably show you
that i care by takin all these other muther f**kers outta here i'd go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant
number one and break his f**kin jaw (WHAT!!)?? anyone who looked at you would have to pay, i'd be blowin f**kin nuggets off all
day i'd grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d sing
love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a
little in your face and say i'm just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!

~~~laughter and applause~~~

HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far, sharon let's have
your last question and see
whos gonna have the rights to your neden.

SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my
attention and what would your pick up
line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!

#1: OK, first, i'd slide up to the bar, and tell ya that i can't believe how f**king fat you are i'd tell you that i like the way you make your titties shake,
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake

#2 F**K THAT!! you'd be talking me quick, i'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in the
crowded place, i'd simply walk up and
stick my nuts in your face

#1: yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her

#2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER

#1: look, f**k you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two he's mad whack i walked in to a barn, and there he
was, standin up on a bucket Hooough
tryin to f**k it it was big f**kin smelley ass farm llama

DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??

~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~

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