I Want My Sh*T Lyrics by Insane Clown Posse
(from the album The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
It was like March, April
F**kin Libra (F**kin, um, shit)
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy the Kid
You probably think I'm only playin' but, I did
My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mama a fortune teller, Azmerella Zella
Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board
And I was born the next day
(Who?) Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would f**k me up
I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,
Child of the Witch heifer, whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, Smokey Nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get
I said get off my dick I ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusty axe
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo too
Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka
I will neva DIE!
(Ah, hell yeah, so anyway...)
50 years passed all my homies are old-ass f**ks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends,
I wrestled Alligators, battled terminators
Nothin' ever killed me, nothin' could harm me
I fought in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mac-10
Man they didn't even have that shit back then
How you just gonna come in my shit and f**k it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lannard
Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
Didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divot in his neck
The sherriff didn't like it, I got endited
87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like,
"Yo ain't you like a hundred and somethin?"
I'm said Yeah thats right,
And I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha
f**ka!!!
I want a rusty axe
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka
I will neva DIE!
I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven
I stuck my head out the window,
Told 'em floor it the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Hahahaha hell yeah 'cause,
Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz
The world hates me 'cause of shit like this
They always try and kill me but, MISS
I know it's odd 'cause my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die mor then a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT
And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!
I want a rusty axe
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo F**K Mountain Dew
Till I get my shit in this motha f**ka
I will neva Diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)
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Other Lyrics from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
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- Echo Side Lyrics
- Everybody Rize Lyrics
- Fuck The World Lyrics
- I Stab People Lyrics
- Jack Jeckel Lyrics
- Jake Jeckel Lyrics
- Mad Professor Lyrics
- Play With Me Lyrics
- Terrible Lyrics
- The Shaggy Show Lyrics
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- The Great Milenko Lyrics
- Bass-ment Cuts Lyrics
- Carnival Of Carnage Lyrics
- Beverly Kills 50187 Lyrics
- The Ringmaster Lyrics
- The Terror Wheel Lyrics
- Forgotten Freshness Lyrics
- The Riddle Box Lyrics
- Witches And Warlocks Lyrics
- Tunnel Of Love Lyrics
- Mutilation Mix Lyrics
- Mad Professor Lyrics
- Psychopathics From Outer Space Lyrics
- Bizaar Lyrics
- Bizzar Lyrics
- Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3 Lyrics
- The Wraith: Shangri-La Lyrics
- The Calm Lyrics
- Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 4 Lyrics
- The Tempest Lyrics
- Eye of the Storm EP Lyrics
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