Red Christmas Lyrics by Insane Clown Posse
(from the album Forgotten Freshness)
Jiggle my mutha f**ken balls bitch
Insane clown posse back in this mutha f**ka
Hey yo violent j, what's up?
It's christmas, time for a sadah
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make way for jolly st. j
Climb down the chimney, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of
Shimmy down, shimmy down, what the f**k?
Somebody help me, I'm stuck
Now what to do?
I feel whack I got stuck in a chimney stack
But I hack
And shimmer on down santa claus clown
Can't f**k around, now livingroom, shhh, I creep
Tiptoe's 'cause they asleep
I pulled out the ax and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
What's that? I better hide quick
Oh f**k, it's the real st. nick
And he musta been taken a shit
But regardless, I better move quick, now
So I jumped him, santa's no joke
F**ked around got my damn neck broke
He strap, shot, he didn't miss (gunshots and ho ho ho)
"i'm dreaming of a dead christmas,
The kind you'll never have again,
'cause if you have a dead christmas,
That means you're dead and that's the end"
Have a merry christmas you f**kin chump,
Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 dope kick it!
Jack frost nibbles, ha, but f**k that
I ain't got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze
F**k you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with endo
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze our ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
"if I'm gonna die you should come with me 'cause we boyz" (gunshot) it hit me
Damn I'm dyin, I'm dead he got his wish
And all I got was another red christmas
"silent night, violent fight
Now I'm dead
One to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"
Happy new year bitch boy I got a new years resolution
For your chicken ass mutha to kiss my mutha f**ken ass, woo! jingle bellz, jingle bellz jingle all the way
Pass your f**ken mom up if the icp don't play,
Hey wicked clowns, wicked clowns
Bitches drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack and fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, icp, southwest for life,
Christmas time know what I'm sayin,
Mr. chris cringle, you fat bitch, mutha f**ka never came,
Shit, I'm a slap your across your red ass face mutha f**ka, ugh
Southwest down
On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 dead chicken boys
11 stinking bitches
10 bigot's dying
9 mothers bitching
8 crackhead babies
7 redneck hoes
6 rotting bodies
5 cases of faygo, hey!
4 neden holes
3 fat stanks
2 splatterd dogs and
1 dead governor e
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Other Lyrics from Forgotten Freshness
Other Insane Clown Posse Albums
- Psychopathics From Outer Space (Part Two) Lyrics
- The Great Milenko Lyrics
- Bass-ment Cuts Lyrics
- Carnival Of Carnage Lyrics
- Beverly Kills 50187 Lyrics
- The Ringmaster Lyrics
- The Terror Wheel Lyrics
- The Riddle Box Lyrics
- Witches And Warlocks Lyrics
- Tunnel Of Love Lyrics
- Mutilation Mix Lyrics
- Mad Professor Lyrics
- The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Lyrics
- Psychopathics From Outer Space Lyrics
- Bizaar Lyrics
- Bizzar Lyrics
- Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3 Lyrics
- The Wraith: Shangri-La Lyrics
- The Calm Lyrics
- Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 4 Lyrics
- The Tempest Lyrics
- Eye of the Storm EP Lyrics
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