Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics by Blink 182

(from the album Take Off Your Pants & Jacket)

Happy holidays, you bastard

Its christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents
It`s christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And Ill never talk to you again,
Unless your dad will suck me off
Ill never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Ill never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
Ill never talk to you again,
Ill never talk to you again

Its labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs
It`s labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs
And he shit shit shit in his pants.
He always fuckin shits in his pants
And Ill never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
Ill never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Ill never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
Ill never talk to you again,
Ill never talk to you again

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