Fit As I Am Lyrics by Bette Midler
(from the album Mud Will Be Flung Tonight)
Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."
All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!
There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!
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Other Lyrics from Mud Will Be Flung Tonight
Other Bette Midler Albums
- Bette Lyrics
- Songs for the New Depression Lyrics
- For The Boys Lyrics
- Bette Midler Lyrics
- Live at Last Lyrics
- Broken Blossom Lyrics
- Thighs & Whispers Lyrics
- Beaches Lyrics
- Divine Madness Lyrics
- Some People's Lives Lyrics
- Divine Miss M Lyrics
- The Rose Lyrics
- Gypsy Lyrics
- Bette of Roses Lyrics
- No Frills Lyrics
- Bathhouse Betty Lyrics
- Bette Midler Sings The Rosemary Clooney Songbook Lyrics
- Sings the Peggy Lee Songbook Lyrics
- Cool Yule Lyrics
Bette Midler News
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Q: There are rumours you might be thinking of playing in Las Vegas at Caesar's Palace, maybe with Bette Midler now that Celine (Dion) has left.
canada.com - Composers Big Band Features The Music Of Ed Xiques - Montclair Times
... Gladys Knight, The Temptations, Bette Midler, Ray Charles, Steve Marcus, Harkness Ballet, The Hudson Valley Philharmonic, McCoy Tyner, Charles Aznavour,
montclairtimes.com - Local Musicians Welcome Beekman Home - Corvallis Gazette Times
Her music has been influenced by Ani Difranco, Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, Carol King, Grace Slick, Tracy Chapman, Bette Midler and the Indigo Girls.
gazettetimes.com - To Spend The Holidays At Nyc's Cafe Carlyle - All About Jazz
... LL Cool J, Blood Sweat and Tears, Chris Botti, Dave Koz, Dolly Parton, Elton John, Bonnie Raitt, Burt Bacharach, Bette Midler and Stevie Wonder,
allaboutjazz.com - The Music Australia Loved - Sydney Morning Herald
... think Bette Midler's Beaches album came out in 1980.... more like 1989 I think Lists are just lists, and taste is either to be had or just misjudged!
blogs.smh.com.au - Fireworks Company Promises Sands Will Be 'dancing With The Music' - Press Of Atlantic City
This much we know: it will be to the tune of Bette Midler's rendition of "Under the Boardwalk" and songs by Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen, among others.
pressofatlanticcity.com - Stanley Native Sings Her Way From La To Nashville To Her Hometown - Minot Daily News
Her audience at the Fun-Raiser can expect to hear some of her musical range, including a little rock ’n’ roll, some blues, 1940s tunes and Bette Midler
minotdailynews.com - Bette Midler Hosts Nyc 'wicked Day' 10/28; City-wide Events - Broadway World
NYRP Founder and Chairwoman Bette Midler will host the opening ceremony, featuring a performance by the cast and a free block party for the community and
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Nellie Mckay: The Defiant One - San Diego Union Tribune
Or if McKay's best work didn't suggest an unlikely cross between Bette Midler, Doris Day and Ella Fitzgerald, mixed with an artistic sensibility so acerbic
signonsandiego.com- The Myth Of Bad Press - Glens Falls Post-star
Bette Midler is another woman on a pop-culture pedestal. She’s not nearly as smiley as Ms. Parton. But Bette is lovable in her own brassy way.
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