Fatty Mcgee Lyrics by Adam Sandler
(from the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows
[typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors]
[talking quietly]
M1: ms. murphy is such a pain, man.
M2: we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!
M1: and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.
M2: well we better study our butts off.
M1: well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.
M2: ok, enough talking, lets study!
M1: all right.
[turning pages]
[heavy steps]
M2: uh oh
M1: oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. well never get any studying done with him in the library.
[heavy steps continue]
M2: oh god, hes taking the stairs! that means hes going to be way out of breath!
[fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: oh no, hes going to sit with us.
Fatty: [annoying whining voice] hey fellas, studying for the big test?
M1: uh, yes fatty, we were.
Fatty: [still trying to catch breath] great! Ill join ya.
[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: hey fatty, why dont you go to the bathroom till you catch your breath?
Fatty: no, no, Im catching it!
[fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, were trying to concentrate.
Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] sure, no problem.
M1: oh man.
Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
[whining continues even louder]
M1: yes fatty, we know, we just said that.
[wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: fatty! please keep it down!
[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: is he sleeping!?
M1: no, its his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down. [snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: ahh geez fatty, whats wrong with you!?
Fatty: [pausing, snorting] Im trying.
[whining continues]
M1: fatty, you know whats going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!
[whining gets higher and higher until its continuous]
M2: oh no, that ones going to do it!
[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!
Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] Im sorry!
Fireman ray: fire! man the building!
M1: sorry fireman ray, its not the fire alarm.
Fireman ray: fatty mcgee, is that you again!?
Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] yes. [snort] sorry. [snort]
Fireman ray: didnt we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?
Fatty: [whiney voice] but I like the stairs!
Fireman ray: [annoyed] why!?
Fatty: [still whining horribly] theyre fun!
Fireman ray: oh fatty mcgee, youre the fattest!
[everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[raspberry]
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