Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics by 2 Live Crew
(from the album As Nasty As They Wanna Be)
You aint got no shit for me
My mamma and you mamma was talking a lil shit
my mamma calle your mamam a bulldoggogged ass bitch
I know your sister and the bitch aint shit
Shes laid me and all da boys
and even sucked our dick
Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun
jack got mad kicked jill in the ass bcuz he cudnt make her come
Momma Bear and Poppa Bear with four walked through da forrest
Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear could he could eat her porridge
Poppa Bear said "Shit Bitch, You must think I'm Sick
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear ass dick"
Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said "excuse me ladies, I'm doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty"
Far out
Dares an ol' lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids and don't know what to do
She sucked and f**ked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent could none be found
Little Miss Muffit sat on da tuffit
with her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider
Looked up inside her and said "That pussy's wide!"
Little Jack Horner sat in in da corner
F**kin dis cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb and made da bitch cum
And said "Hellova nigga am I!"
Humpty Dumpty fell of da wall cause a boiled egg was suckin his balls
All da kings horses and all da kings men
Couldn't put that fat muthaf**ker back together again
Yo Ed wait.. I got one.. Hey dig dis I got one..
check dis out..
Da two dudes.. dig dis da two dudes... two dudes dressed like nuns.. right
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to your mother's house
But before she got there
she met this man that tturned her hot ass out
Her buds are a ? down your ear
Da dogs on my ass and their gettin there
Her hair came loose
and fell on her leg
Bitch check your weave dats in dat leg (?)
Bitch get dat weave out
(DJ)
Bitch get dat weave out
(Mix it)
Bitch get dat weave out
Hey you ruined my record! I just bought it!
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Other Lyrics from As Nasty As They Wanna Be
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- Me So Horny Lyrics
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- Greatest Hits Lyrics
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- Greatest Hits Vol. 2 Lyrics
- Do U Wanna Lyrics
- Private Personal Parts Lyrics
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